About the Rectal Use Institute

Founded in a moment of questionable judgment, the Rectal Use Institute is the world's leading (and only) authority on rectal use suitability ratings.

Our Mission

To answer the questions nobody asked but everyone thought. Through rigorous testing, peer-reviewed giggling, and a complete disregard for common sense, we provide objective analysis.

Our Story

The Rectal Use Institute was founded in 2024 after a late-night conversation. What began as a single cucumber review exploded into a phenomenon that has generated millions of page views and cease-and-desist letters from three Fortune 500 companies.

We exist because the domain was available and we find the word "rectal" genuinely funny.

Meet the Team

Dr. Richard Hertz

Chief Rectal Use Officer

Former proctologist turned product tester. Lost his medical license but gained a following.

Prof. Amanda Hugginkiss

VP of Insertion Science

Holds a PhD in Applied Ergonomics from a university that no longer acknowledges her.

Ben Dover

Lead Field Tester

Has tried more things than anyone should. No longer eligible for life insurance.

Contact Us

Have a product you want reviewed? Want to send us a cease-and-desist?

Email: press (at) rectaluse.com